1 00:00:01,047 --> 00:00:06,041 OK, what you just witnessed was a J-turn, through 180 degrees. 2 00:00:06,207 --> 00:00:08,402 It's a very skilled thing. 3 00:00:08,567 --> 00:00:13,163 It allows us to take evasive action. Ray, just past the cars. 4 00:00:13,327 --> 00:00:18,321 This tends to frighten the public a bit, so we watch it. Ray will reverse at speed. 5 00:00:18,487 --> 00:00:20,682 All right, now. 6 00:00:20,847 --> 00:00:25,045 - No, Ray! Stop! - Did I hit her? Did I hit her? 7 00:00:25,207 --> 00:00:27,596 Are you all right, love? 8 00:00:29,247 --> 00:00:31,636 Call an ambulance - now. 9 00:00:31,807 --> 00:00:34,116 Ray! 10 00:00:34,287 --> 00:00:36,881 - Is she breathing? - Yes! 11 00:01:01,647 --> 00:01:04,036 ♪ The Good Guys! ♪ 12 00:01:23,687 --> 00:01:28,283 It could have been an awful lot worse. It really could. 13 00:01:28,447 --> 00:01:33,237 That young lady is very fortunate that it was us that were coming along 14 00:01:33,407 --> 00:01:37,195 and not a normal motorist. At least we're trained. 15 00:01:37,367 --> 00:01:42,361 Had it been a non-professional in that situation, it could have been carnage. 16 00:01:43,367 --> 00:01:46,996 - That's right, isn't it? - Yes, sir. 17 00:01:47,207 --> 00:01:52,201 Let's stick to what we agreed to talk about. We've got serious police matters, 18 00:01:52,367 --> 00:01:57,157 and I hope you're going to make a serious film about this. 19 00:01:57,327 --> 00:02:01,002 So let's stick to the agenda we have, shall we? 20 00:02:01,207 --> 00:02:03,402 OK, gentlemen, 21 00:02:03,567 --> 00:02:05,956 Detective Inspector Beach. 22 00:02:06,127 --> 00:02:08,721 (ONE PERSON APPLAUDS) 23 00:02:15,047 --> 00:02:17,436 London, as we know it. 24 00:02:17,607 --> 00:02:21,600 - Sir. - A warren... No. A warren of crime. 25 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:23,962 A hotbed of crime. 26 00:02:24,127 --> 00:02:26,721 Some of it petty, some of it not. 27 00:02:26,887 --> 00:02:30,482 It's the not-so-petty that we're interested in. 28 00:02:30,687 --> 00:02:33,963 Mr McCarthy deals in anything nasty. 29 00:02:34,167 --> 00:02:36,158 We want to put a stop to this. 30 00:02:36,367 --> 00:02:41,964 That's why we created Operation Good Guys. McCarthy is the Teflon Don. 31 00:02:42,127 --> 00:02:44,516 Er, if I can say Teflon. 32 00:02:44,687 --> 00:02:47,247 Don't want to advertise anything. 33 00:02:47,407 --> 00:02:51,764 But nothing sticks to him. And we've got to make something stick. 34 00:02:51,967 --> 00:02:56,961 This is the chap we're dealing with - the gentleman, if we can call him that. 35 00:02:57,127 --> 00:03:01,120 - Smiler McCarthy. - Cor! Crime pays, sir! 36 00:03:01,287 --> 00:03:03,676 - (LAUGHTER) - All right, calm down. 37 00:03:03,847 --> 00:03:08,841 Yes, he does like to be seen with lovely ladies - and not his mum and his auntie. 38 00:03:09,007 --> 00:03:11,601 - Now... - (LEWD CHEERS) 39 00:03:13,367 --> 00:03:17,280 We want people from all parts of the Force. Specialists. 40 00:03:18,727 --> 00:03:23,562 So we've picked a crack crew here. Our Good Guys. 41 00:03:24,927 --> 00:03:27,316 I'm D.I. Beach's right-hand man, you see. 42 00:03:27,487 --> 00:03:32,481 I've always worked with D.I. Beach. Life without D.I. Beach to me is no life at all. 43 00:03:32,647 --> 00:03:37,038 To draw a simile on my job, if you think of "Star Trek", 44 00:03:37,207 --> 00:03:42,201 you know Jean-Luc Picard and Colonel Riker? I'm Colonel Riker of the two. 45 00:03:43,047 --> 00:03:46,039 I'd better be going. Warp Factor Nine! 46 00:03:48,447 --> 00:03:50,836 (ENGINE STALLS) 47 00:03:55,447 --> 00:03:57,438 See ya. 48 00:04:01,567 --> 00:04:07,164 Yes, it's quite exciting working with D.I. Beach. I know I am his first choice, 49 00:04:07,327 --> 00:04:12,321 as far as getting staff together is concerned. I've got quite a good history. 50 00:04:12,487 --> 00:04:17,481 I've worked all over the country. Being a black copper hasn't held me back 51 00:04:17,647 --> 00:04:21,640 except when I did an undercover job in Shropshire, 52 00:04:21,807 --> 00:04:26,323 where it was kind of obvious that I wasn't local. I couldn't quite fit in. 53 00:04:26,527 --> 00:04:31,920 It's just an honour to be chosen for this team. I was the guv'nor's first choice. 54 00:04:32,087 --> 00:04:37,684 And, eh, it's a bit like being chosen to play for the Rolling Stones or something. 55 00:04:37,847 --> 00:04:40,680 It doesn't get any better than that. 56 00:04:40,887 --> 00:04:45,881 One of the officers was my first choice. Very pleased to have him. Young Mark. 57 00:04:46,047 --> 00:04:48,436 I'm delighted that he's on board. 58 00:04:48,607 --> 00:04:51,599 (CAMERAMAN) The Commissioner's nephew? 59 00:04:51,767 --> 00:04:56,363 Yes. Yes, he is the Commissioner's nephew. Very good officer. 60 00:04:57,487 --> 00:05:00,285 I've just come out of Hendon, 61 00:05:00,447 --> 00:05:05,441 which is like a college where you go before you sort of get your badge. 62 00:05:05,607 --> 00:05:10,601 I won the five-a-side tournament there. Pretty good. Got a sort of medal for that. 63 00:05:10,767 --> 00:05:15,761 Em, you know, that sort of stuff. You do all sorts of stuff, like police-y things. 64 00:05:15,927 --> 00:05:18,441 So I've done that. Mm. 65 00:05:19,567 --> 00:05:23,799 (BEACH) Quite frankly, I don't care what their religion, creed, 66 00:05:24,007 --> 00:05:27,124 race is. They can be black, yellow, white. 67 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:32,321 They can walk around in suspender belts. They can do what they want. 68 00:05:32,487 --> 00:05:37,277 As long as they do the job properly, that's all I'm concerned about. 69 00:05:37,447 --> 00:05:41,440 OK. Was that good? Was that all right for you? Yeah? 70 00:05:41,607 --> 00:05:46,158 It's very confusing when you see something like this over your head. 71 00:05:46,367 --> 00:05:48,756 Let's get to the McCarthy family tree. 72 00:05:48,927 --> 00:05:51,725 Here they all are. A pretty foul bunch. 73 00:05:51,887 --> 00:05:54,481 Let me just put this up... Ready, Ray? 74 00:05:54,647 --> 00:05:57,844 I'll take it up. Thank you. All righty. 75 00:06:03,807 --> 00:06:08,597 And the reason we've had this hand-picked team is that in many cases 76 00:06:08,767 --> 00:06:12,806 units aren't actually working together in a coherent cohesion. 77 00:06:13,007 --> 00:06:17,717 So, gentlemen, there you have it. The McCarthy family tree. 78 00:06:17,887 --> 00:06:20,276 Let's move swiftly along now. 79 00:06:20,447 --> 00:06:25,043 The other major tool that you have at your disposal 80 00:06:25,207 --> 00:06:28,882 is the mainframe computer here. 81 00:06:29,047 --> 00:06:32,164 He'll rue the day Bill Gates was born. 82 00:06:32,367 --> 00:06:34,961 Excuse me, sir... Who's Bill Gates? 83 00:06:35,127 --> 00:06:40,326 - Windows... The computer Window guy. - Like Ted Moult? 84 00:06:41,247 --> 00:06:46,799 No. In California. I think it's California, anyway. American gentleman. 85 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:51,956 I will demonstrate to you now how easy it is to get into this system. 86 00:06:58,687 --> 00:07:01,679 What's wrong with it? Something wrong. 87 00:07:01,847 --> 00:07:04,042 - Did you try...? - What? 88 00:07:04,207 --> 00:07:06,801 (WHISPERS) 89 00:07:07,807 --> 00:07:11,800 It's not doing anything. Can I have a word? 90 00:07:11,967 --> 00:07:14,356 (BLEEP) 91 00:07:14,527 --> 00:07:16,916 It all seems to be going wrong! 92 00:07:17,127 --> 00:07:22,121 The purpose of the operation we're setting up today is to, um... 93 00:07:23,967 --> 00:07:26,401 ..put Mr McCarthy behind bars. 94 00:07:26,607 --> 00:07:28,996 - He's got Mega Death! - Mega Death II ! 95 00:07:29,167 --> 00:07:31,965 - It's for my nephew. - Go on. 96 00:07:32,127 --> 00:07:34,516 Oh, yes! 97 00:07:35,647 --> 00:07:38,036 Oh, yes... 98 00:07:38,647 --> 00:07:42,037 Oh! What's the fire button? 99 00:07:42,247 --> 00:07:45,045 No need to spend money needlessly. 100 00:07:45,207 --> 00:07:50,201 It's an ordinary bar of soap. No need for it to be wet. Just pop your pins in there, 101 00:07:50,367 --> 00:07:55,566 and if you use knitting or sewing needles, they glide through the fabric. 102 00:07:55,727 --> 00:08:00,403 'Cause they're coated in soap. There. Uncle Ash's tip of the day. 103 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:02,876 That's fascinating. Thanks, Sarge. 104 00:08:03,087 --> 00:08:05,885 I'm here as the accountant for the unit 105 00:08:06,047 --> 00:08:08,880 to ensure every penny is accounted for. 106 00:08:09,087 --> 00:08:13,956 Get him outta here or I'm gonna kill him! I mean it! There's gonna be a death! 107 00:08:14,167 --> 00:08:16,965 I'm not here to be popular or not popular. 108 00:08:17,127 --> 00:08:20,437 I'm here to do my job. It's quite lonely. 109 00:08:20,647 --> 00:08:24,640 I wanna kill him! He's been picking on me! 110 00:08:24,807 --> 00:08:28,766 Pack it in! I'm telling you. It's an order. Pack it in. 111 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:33,757 I don't normally react like that. It's just him. I'm so tired. 112 00:08:33,927 --> 00:08:36,316 I've been out there for three nights, sir. 113 00:08:36,487 --> 00:08:41,481 It's dead out there. Three solid nights. I've come up against a brick wall. 114 00:08:41,647 --> 00:08:45,401 Honestly, no one is talking. Smiler's got everybody scared. 115 00:08:45,607 --> 00:08:49,600 - And I think... - It's my back in these shoes! 116 00:08:49,767 --> 00:08:54,557 You need something with a thicker denier. Something like a 40. 117 00:08:54,727 --> 00:08:57,480 - If Leyton will pay for it! - Don't worry. 118 00:08:57,687 --> 00:09:00,076 Every villain has his Waterloo. 119 00:09:00,247 --> 00:09:03,205 And, eh, McCarthy will get his, too. 120 00:09:04,367 --> 00:09:06,927 There was Eliot Ness, 121 00:09:07,087 --> 00:09:11,478 J Edgar Hoover, Nipper Reid on this side of the ocean. 122 00:09:11,647 --> 00:09:15,242 - D.I. Beach. - Thank you very much, Ray. 123 00:09:15,407 --> 00:09:20,401 Yes, hopefully. It'd be nice to go down in history for putting somebody away 124 00:09:20,567 --> 00:09:22,956 as nasty as Smiler McCarthy. 125 00:09:23,127 --> 00:09:27,917 And the beauty of this is that he hasn't got a clue that we're here. 126 00:09:28,087 --> 00:09:32,000 We're all over him like an invisible rash. He hasn't got a clue. 127 00:09:32,207 --> 00:09:35,005 - Who is it? - Smiler McCarthy. 128 00:09:35,167 --> 00:09:37,965 - Who? - Smiler McCarthy. 129 00:09:39,847 --> 00:09:42,236 I'm not here. Not in. 130 00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:44,204 Hello? 131 00:09:45,287 --> 00:09:48,165 No, I'm afraid he isn't in...Smiler. 132 00:09:49,767 --> 00:09:52,201 (ANGRY YELLING) 133 00:09:53,647 --> 00:09:58,437 You're a bunch of (BLEEP) Crack squad?! I want results! I want them now! 134 00:10:00,047 --> 00:10:05,041 There's no pressure. I don't want anybody to feel any pressure at all. 135 00:10:06,047 --> 00:10:10,882 You're not talking to each other, I think you're not communicating. 136 00:10:11,087 --> 00:10:14,557 It's time you all sat down, in a calm moment, 137 00:10:14,767 --> 00:10:17,679 and went over everything, minute by minute. 138 00:10:17,887 --> 00:10:21,880 Right, well, good news. I think I've got something. 139 00:10:22,047 --> 00:10:27,519 I think I've found someone. An informant. Used to run with McCarthy. 140 00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:30,161 Having said that, er... 141 00:10:30,327 --> 00:10:32,716 I feel someone else maybe should 142 00:10:32,887 --> 00:10:37,358 sort of, like, go and visit this guy and get the information. 143 00:10:37,567 --> 00:10:43,403 I act as the bait a lot of the time. I'm deep undercover. I go in there - bosh! 144 00:10:43,567 --> 00:10:45,956 In, get 'em to bite 145 00:10:46,127 --> 00:10:48,277 and then we nick 'em. 146 00:10:48,487 --> 00:10:50,876 (WHISTLING) 147 00:10:52,287 --> 00:10:57,077 I s'pose I'm a bit like... Like Robert De Niro is a Method actor, 148 00:10:57,247 --> 00:11:01,843 I suppose you could say that I'm a Method policeman. 149 00:11:02,007 --> 00:11:04,157 And I love my job. 150 00:11:04,367 --> 00:11:09,316 The reason I love Operation Good Guys is each individual member of this team 151 00:11:09,487 --> 00:11:14,436 is willing to make the ultimate sacrifice. No sacrifice is too great. 152 00:11:15,647 --> 00:11:18,241 (RAUCOUS LAUGHTER) 153 00:11:18,407 --> 00:11:20,602 Hellraiser! 154 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:24,965 I don't mind extracting information from anyone, right? 155 00:11:25,127 --> 00:11:30,918 But if I had known... I didn't know till I put my glasses back on what he'd done! 156 00:11:31,087 --> 00:11:33,476 (MARK) Bones, your hair has a hard-on! 157 00:11:33,647 --> 00:11:38,437 - Shut the (BLEEP) up! - Right, pack it in. It ain't funny. 158 00:11:38,607 --> 00:11:43,203 (GARY) I really appreciate you covering for me, mate! 159 00:11:43,367 --> 00:11:45,756 Look at that. Look, look. 160 00:11:45,927 --> 00:11:48,521 Did you get that? It's "The Golden Shot"! 161 00:11:48,687 --> 00:11:51,076 Bob Monkhouse, where are you? 162 00:11:51,247 --> 00:11:53,636 Easy! Easy! 163 00:11:53,807 --> 00:11:55,843 Oi, guv! Guv! 164 00:11:56,047 --> 00:12:01,041 As you see, our big informant - Lenny the Cut - wasn't a knife man after all, 165 00:12:01,207 --> 00:12:07,442 but a punk hairdresser wanting to pass information to our undercover officers 166 00:12:07,647 --> 00:12:12,038 whilst he's cutting their hair. That's in order to keep his cover. 167 00:12:12,207 --> 00:12:14,402 Well, I can understand that. 168 00:12:14,607 --> 00:12:16,996 I know you're pissed off, 169 00:12:17,167 --> 00:12:22,366 feel like a prat, but you've done sterling work. Congratulate Gary and Bones. 170 00:12:22,527 --> 00:12:27,476 They've come up with an informant who is second to none, very clever. 171 00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:32,437 He even speaks in a language that allows us to know what's going on 172 00:12:32,607 --> 00:12:37,601 and protects him from those that might do him a nasty. This is what he tells us. 173 00:12:37,767 --> 00:12:40,156 Number one, we have a major player. 174 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:43,125 I don't need to tell you who that is, do I? 175 00:12:43,287 --> 00:12:46,882 Perhaps I should - it's Smiler McCarthy. Of course. 176 00:12:47,047 --> 00:12:51,438 Number two, we have a contract man. OK? An assassin. 177 00:12:51,607 --> 00:12:54,201 Number three, we have a shooting. 178 00:12:55,287 --> 00:12:58,484 OK? And we have a time - 12.45. 179 00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:05,440 The worst scenario is we find somebody who is going to kill someone else, 180 00:13:05,607 --> 00:13:10,601 stop that happening and bang them away. The best possible scenario is 181 00:13:10,767 --> 00:13:13,361 we bag McCarthy at the same time. 182 00:13:13,527 --> 00:13:18,317 But there's one piece of this jigsaw that's missing - the venue. 183 00:13:18,487 --> 00:13:20,876 I need the venue! 184 00:13:21,047 --> 00:13:26,440 I need somebody to go back there and find out where it's going to happen. 185 00:13:27,847 --> 00:13:30,236 And I want a volunteer. 186 00:13:32,447 --> 00:13:34,438 Strings? 187 00:13:34,607 --> 00:13:37,599 - Sorry, sir. - It's just a haircut. 188 00:13:37,767 --> 00:13:42,761 I can't risk...blowing my image and end up looking like Mr Whippy. 189 00:13:42,927 --> 00:13:45,521 (BEACH) Oi, Bones! 190 00:13:45,687 --> 00:13:48,281 What about Mark? He's not got much. 191 00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:51,676 No, you're having a laugh. 192 00:13:51,887 --> 00:13:56,881 - We're not going through that again. - Sarge, I... It don't make sense to me. 193 00:13:57,047 --> 00:13:59,436 What doesn't make sense? 194 00:13:59,607 --> 00:14:02,997 - What's it called? Cryptical? - Talking cryptical. 195 00:14:03,167 --> 00:14:05,761 Saying things without saying it. 196 00:14:05,927 --> 00:14:11,047 Yeah, I understand what you're saying, but, in practice, how do you do it? 197 00:14:11,247 --> 00:14:15,843 You say to me, "It's sunny outside," without saying it. 198 00:14:17,047 --> 00:14:19,641 Bones, take him through this, will you? 199 00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:22,318 Is... 200 00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:25,081 Say, "It's sunny," without saying it. 201 00:14:25,247 --> 00:14:29,638 - Is your hi-fi in the yard? - Bones, Bones, Bones... 202 00:14:29,807 --> 00:14:33,197 - Don't... - Sony? Is Sony outside? 203 00:14:33,367 --> 00:14:36,040 Is your hi-fi in the yard? 204 00:14:36,247 --> 00:14:39,045 Say to me, "It's sunny," without saying it. 205 00:14:39,207 --> 00:14:42,199 - You can't. - That's what I mean. 206 00:14:42,367 --> 00:14:45,279 It's like, you know, crosswords. Cryptic. 207 00:14:45,447 --> 00:14:49,998 It says something in the clue, but the answer's different. 208 00:14:50,167 --> 00:14:52,556 So, like, for instance, what? 209 00:14:52,727 --> 00:14:57,517 Eh, right. Three Across. "Criminals, etc. It's no good to talk about them." 210 00:15:03,247 --> 00:15:05,442 Wish me luck. 211 00:15:10,607 --> 00:15:15,362 It seems that an alien virus has...jammed the system. 212 00:15:16,527 --> 00:15:19,121 It could be the original software. 213 00:15:19,287 --> 00:15:23,280 We're getting the technical bods down to deal with it 214 00:15:23,447 --> 00:15:26,757 and get up and running as soon as possible. 215 00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:30,960 - What information did you get? - Nothing. 216 00:15:32,047 --> 00:15:36,837 I tried, but... You know what I mean? That's the way it goes, innit? 217 00:15:40,447 --> 00:15:42,836 Anything happening now at the front? 218 00:15:43,007 --> 00:15:45,396 No. Nothing. Is it loose, that one? 219 00:15:45,567 --> 00:15:47,558 (BANG) 220 00:15:47,727 --> 00:15:50,719 - (BLEEP) I'm sorry! - Are you all right? 221 00:15:50,887 --> 00:15:53,276 I'm sorry, sir. ..Oh! 222 00:15:53,447 --> 00:15:56,757 Oh, my arm... I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. 223 00:15:58,607 --> 00:16:03,283 I'll be all right. Just give me a minute. I'll be all right. I'm sorry. 224 00:16:03,447 --> 00:16:06,962 - Hang on. - Can you get me a glass of water? 225 00:16:14,047 --> 00:16:15,844 Right. 226 00:16:17,007 --> 00:16:19,157 Sorry. I'm sorry. 227 00:16:19,367 --> 00:16:22,837 We've had a problem with the computer, as you know. 228 00:16:23,007 --> 00:16:27,956 Em, one thing I try to instil in everybody is that we don't have problems. 229 00:16:28,127 --> 00:16:31,437 It's not a problem. It's an opportunity. 230 00:16:31,647 --> 00:16:34,639 An opportunity to get to know each other better. 231 00:16:34,807 --> 00:16:39,756 Excuse me! Who went in my office and took my signed - excuse me - 232 00:16:39,927 --> 00:16:42,521 my signed 1982 Tottenham... 233 00:16:42,687 --> 00:16:44,678 (JEERING) 234 00:16:44,887 --> 00:16:49,881 It creates good team spirit. I'm not going to stop them doing that. I want that. 235 00:16:50,047 --> 00:16:55,041 That's good. Is this chair squeaking too much? Are you picking this up? 236 00:16:55,207 --> 00:16:57,926 (SOUND MAN) Yeah. 237 00:16:59,047 --> 00:17:02,835 Who done that? Do you think that's funny? 238 00:17:03,047 --> 00:17:07,040 And they cut it, they stamped on it. Destroyed it. 239 00:17:07,207 --> 00:17:09,596 I'll probably keep the ball, though. 240 00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:14,318 Probably keep it. It's just not the same not blown up, is it? 241 00:17:21,047 --> 00:17:26,041 We are that close to completing this jigsaw at the moment. Are we not, Ray? 242 00:17:26,207 --> 00:17:30,997 (LEYTON) We're getting dangerously close to spending our budget. 243 00:17:31,167 --> 00:17:36,321 We have the contract man, Roy. That's how close we are. 244 00:17:36,487 --> 00:17:39,923 Now, what we don't have is a venue. 245 00:17:40,767 --> 00:17:46,125 In order to get that venue, we've got to spend a little bit more money. OK? 246 00:17:46,327 --> 00:17:51,117 The hair has always been part of that image. I'm very proud of it. 247 00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:56,202 It's taken a long time to grow. It's natural curls, nothing else on that. All natural. 248 00:17:56,367 --> 00:18:01,680 And this barber, this snout who the boss has been sending the guys to, 249 00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:04,236 have you seen the state of their hair? 250 00:18:04,407 --> 00:18:07,080 No way I'm letting him loose on this. 251 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:09,676 Well, actually, I love the hair. 252 00:18:09,847 --> 00:18:12,236 I'm just so pleased with it. 253 00:18:12,407 --> 00:18:17,197 I've taken some stick from the boys, obviously, but I'm gonna keep it. 254 00:18:17,367 --> 00:18:21,758 I'm getting noticed again. It's like the old days, in the band. 255 00:18:21,927 --> 00:18:24,316 Yeah, just love it, you know. 256 00:18:24,487 --> 00:18:28,878 I got the venue as well. The boss is happy with that. 257 00:18:29,047 --> 00:18:34,041 Anyway, I'll just play you this song. This is my song to bond the team. 258 00:18:34,207 --> 00:18:36,596 We need a bit of bonding. 259 00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:39,565 ♪ Ready or not, here I come 260 00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:42,116 ♪ I'm gonna get you... ♪ 261 00:18:43,327 --> 00:18:49,038 - (SONG IN BACKGROUND - See, I told you. He's got two previous. 262 00:18:49,407 --> 00:18:52,444 ♪ Oh, I'm gonna get you... ♪ 263 00:18:52,647 --> 00:18:56,276 Now, let's say the target vehicle is here. 264 00:18:57,247 --> 00:18:59,636 ♪ We're gonna get you... 265 00:19:00,767 --> 00:19:03,361 ♪ 'Cause we're the Good Guys 266 00:19:03,567 --> 00:19:07,719 ♪ We're gonna get you Here we come, here we come 267 00:19:07,927 --> 00:19:11,397 ♪ Here we come, come come Here we come 268 00:19:13,847 --> 00:19:18,841 ♪ Ready or not, here I come! ♪ What do you think? 269 00:19:19,607 --> 00:19:22,599 You will work on your instincts today. 270 00:19:22,807 --> 00:19:27,801 I don't want to hear about anybody who has to stop and think what they're doing. 271 00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:32,358 You've all been chosen especially because of your instincts. 272 00:19:32,567 --> 00:19:37,561 Remember this... In the words of the late great J Edgar Hoover, 273 00:19:37,727 --> 00:19:40,241 "You are honoured by your friends. 274 00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:43,841 "You are distinguished by your enemies." 275 00:19:44,647 --> 00:19:47,844 Today you will all, every one of you, 276 00:19:48,007 --> 00:19:50,805 be very distinguished indeed. 277 00:19:52,047 --> 00:19:56,438 And something else - you're simply the best. 278 00:19:56,607 --> 00:19:58,996 Better than all the rest. 279 00:19:59,167 --> 00:20:03,160 Better than anyone, anyone I've ever met. 280 00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:05,716 I'm stuck on your love. 281 00:20:07,047 --> 00:20:09,038 So... 282 00:20:09,207 --> 00:20:12,199 Sergeant Ash, go get 'em. 283 00:20:13,167 --> 00:20:17,365 - Sarge, you all right, mate? - How do we shut the door? 284 00:20:17,527 --> 00:20:19,722 Push it! 285 00:20:19,887 --> 00:20:22,276 Give it a nudge! 286 00:20:26,727 --> 00:20:31,323 - Sarge, I'm feeling a bit sick. - I can't wait to get stuck in. 287 00:20:31,487 --> 00:20:36,277 - Mark's feeling sick, Sarge. - Can we pull over, driver? 288 00:20:36,447 --> 00:20:40,838 - He's gonna get sick. - Wait a minute. 289 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:45,797 (STRINGS) If he's sick, I'll be sick. I can't stand the sight of vomit. 290 00:20:45,967 --> 00:20:48,356 Have you got a sickbag? 291 00:20:48,527 --> 00:20:50,916 Hold on. Hang on. 292 00:20:51,087 --> 00:20:53,681 Oh, no, he's started me off. 293 00:21:00,447 --> 00:21:04,918 - Come on! We're late! - Get us a Coke, will you? 294 00:21:05,127 --> 00:21:07,516 (RADIO ) Beach to Ash, over. 295 00:21:07,687 --> 00:21:10,281 Lemon Team is in position, boss. Over. 296 00:21:10,447 --> 00:21:13,245 Lemon Team is in position. Over. 297 00:21:13,447 --> 00:21:18,237 Thank you, Ray. Give me an ETA on Lilac Team, will you, Ray? Over. 298 00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:22,798 Lilac Team have arrived and are closing the doors, boss. 299 00:21:22,967 --> 00:21:25,561 Estimated time five minutes. Over. 300 00:21:25,727 --> 00:21:30,642 Good. Thank you, Ray. If you get a moment, give the lads a talk. SKIRT. 301 00:21:30,807 --> 00:21:35,483 Strength, know-how, instinct, resolve equals triumph. Over. 302 00:21:35,647 --> 00:21:39,003 We appreciate that here, boss. Thank you. 303 00:21:39,207 --> 00:21:41,198 Is that him? 304 00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:43,756 Ash to Base, Ash to Base. 305 00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:47,522 The cheese is set. The cheese is set. 306 00:21:48,327 --> 00:21:53,606 The spring is taut. We are awaiting the mouse. Over. 307 00:21:53,807 --> 00:21:57,595 - Is it bone? - Real bone. Cost me a fortune. 308 00:21:57,767 --> 00:22:00,406 It's ghastly as well, isn't it? Ghastly. 309 00:22:00,607 --> 00:22:05,397 The mouse is squeaking. Target has arrived, boss. Over. 310 00:22:06,567 --> 00:22:09,400 Good Guys are go, go, go. Good luck. 311 00:22:09,607 --> 00:22:11,802 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 312 00:22:11,967 --> 00:22:16,757 - Open the bloody doors! - Whoa! Side door! Side door! 313 00:22:16,927 --> 00:22:21,523 Side door! Side door! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 314 00:22:21,727 --> 00:22:24,525 (CHAOTIC YELLING) 315 00:22:31,007 --> 00:22:36,240 Armed police! Stay still! Don't move! Put your hands on the wheel! 316 00:22:36,407 --> 00:22:38,398 On the wheel! Now! 317 00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,996 Get out of the car! Out of the car! 318 00:22:41,167 --> 00:22:45,160 Let's see your hands! Stand up! Hands up! 319 00:22:45,327 --> 00:22:47,158 Turn around! Now! 320 00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:49,961 Over to the wall! Over to the wall! Go! 321 00:22:51,127 --> 00:22:53,766 Come on! Hands to the wall! 322 00:22:53,967 --> 00:22:57,482 Get your hands up! Right now! Move it! Get over there! 323 00:22:57,687 --> 00:23:03,125 - Get over there! - I'm David Seaman. What's going on? 324 00:23:03,327 --> 00:23:05,522 Shut up! Shut it! 325 00:23:07,007 --> 00:23:09,202 (YELLING) 326 00:23:09,407 --> 00:23:11,602 Lie still! 327 00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:13,962 Armed police! 328 00:23:14,127 --> 00:23:16,721 We've got everyone. Any black people? 329 00:23:17,727 --> 00:23:20,321 (BONES) Who you looking at, shorty? 330 00:23:20,487 --> 00:23:23,081 Bones, don't hit him! Bones! 331 00:23:23,247 --> 00:23:25,317 Stop it! Stop it! 332 00:23:25,527 --> 00:23:30,760 - Isn't it? It's David Seaman. - Who the (BLEEP) is David Seaman?! 333 00:23:30,927 --> 00:23:33,316 I've told you before, shut it! 334 00:23:33,487 --> 00:23:36,240 Shut it! What did you do that for? 335 00:23:36,447 --> 00:23:41,646 - Can we cut this, please? - Turn the camera off! Turn it off! 336 00:23:41,807 --> 00:23:44,480 Off! Off! Turn it off! 337 00:23:44,647 --> 00:23:47,286 I'm telling you to turn it off! 338 00:23:47,487 --> 00:23:52,083 Can we switch this off, please? Now? Camera off. Thank you. 339 00:23:52,247 --> 00:23:57,241 - Something's gone wrong. - Beach to Ash. Come in. Ray? Over. 340 00:23:59,847 --> 00:24:03,726 - Oh, my God... - Where the (BLEEP) are you? Over. 341 00:24:03,927 --> 00:24:06,725 Ray, is Mr Seaman injured? 342 00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:10,038 Over. 343 00:24:10,207 --> 00:24:12,118 Eh... 344 00:24:12,287 --> 00:24:17,122 A few bruises. I think Bones got a little carried away, sir. 345 00:24:18,247 --> 00:24:20,841 Control? Control from Operations Room. 346 00:24:21,007 --> 00:24:23,521 Ray, I'm on my way down. Over. 347 00:24:23,687 --> 00:24:27,760 Control? Get an ambulance to the O.P. straight away. 348 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:30,356 It's very easy to criticise 349 00:24:30,527 --> 00:24:34,725 and point out all the bad points and what went wrong. 350 00:24:34,887 --> 00:24:39,881 We've got to remember the positives, and there were an awful lot of them. 351 00:24:40,047 --> 00:24:45,565 The team got to work as a unit and it was slick, it was fast, it was efficient. 352 00:24:45,767 --> 00:24:50,557 It says, "We act on behalf of David Seaman...blah, blah. 353 00:24:50,727 --> 00:24:55,721 "We seek compensation and damages for wrongful arrest, false imprisonment, 354 00:24:55,887 --> 00:25:00,677 "defamation of character, grievous bodily harm and loss of earnings 355 00:25:00,847 --> 00:25:05,443 "incurred from said injuries." Our lawyers estimate about ã200,000. 356 00:25:05,647 --> 00:25:10,437 I hope that in due course Mr Seaman and his family will understand 357 00:25:10,607 --> 00:25:13,201 that we've got a difficult job to do here. 358 00:25:13,367 --> 00:25:17,963 You don't make an omelette without breaking eggs, do you? 359 00:25:18,127 --> 00:25:20,516 Or legs, in this case, but... 360 00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:23,804 It's... It will happen for us. 361 00:25:24,007 --> 00:25:28,398 Also there's damages to David Seaman's car - ã1,570. 362 00:25:28,567 --> 00:25:31,001 His lawyer's glasses - ã380. 363 00:25:31,207 --> 00:25:33,801 I was on my way to a photo shoot 364 00:25:33,967 --> 00:25:37,403 and these guys came round with guns. 365 00:25:37,567 --> 00:25:39,956 I was just attacked, really. 366 00:25:40,127 --> 00:25:45,520 There was a guy with green spiky hair who was hurling abuse, spit coming out. 367 00:25:45,727 --> 00:25:50,926 And damages to Mr Seaman's reputation. Anything up to ã4 million, sir. 368 00:25:51,087 --> 00:25:55,080 Then there's taxis to and from the hospital - ã52. 369 00:25:55,247 --> 00:25:57,522 - Minicab? - Black cab, sir. 370 00:25:57,727 --> 00:26:03,279 To them, it's like the Muppets. It was like "Sesame Street" out there. 371 00:26:03,447 --> 00:26:06,405 "Sesame Street" with guns. 372 00:26:06,607 --> 00:26:10,998 Oh, let's get this out of the way, over and done with. 373 00:26:11,167 --> 00:26:13,556 Anybody can make a mistake, OK? 374 00:26:13,727 --> 00:26:18,676 It wasn't C-Man, contract man. It was David Seaman, the footballer. 375 00:26:18,847 --> 00:26:24,240 The shooting, yes, it wasn't a shooting, a contract killing. It was a photo shoot. 376 00:26:24,407 --> 00:26:27,399 And, yes, he is a major player! 377 00:26:27,607 --> 00:26:32,397 How could we know that Lenny the Cut was related to Smiler McCarthy? 378 00:26:32,567 --> 00:26:34,956 The computers were down. 379 00:26:35,127 --> 00:26:39,917 To find out information like that is an extremely intricate operation. 380 00:26:40,087 --> 00:26:45,081 You have to go to the Records Office in Newport, it's manpower and money... 381 00:26:45,247 --> 00:26:48,637 You know, it really is a difficult thing. 382 00:26:48,807 --> 00:26:51,765 Look at this. This is ridiculous. 383 00:26:51,927 --> 00:26:55,920 It's in the phone book. Lenny McCarthy, OK? 384 00:26:56,087 --> 00:26:58,476 Sorry... Yeah, McCarthy L. 385 00:26:58,647 --> 00:27:01,036 In the phone book. Smiler's cousin. 386 00:27:02,447 --> 00:27:06,963 Let your fingers do the walking (!) It's ridiculous. 387 00:27:08,247 --> 00:27:10,636 Smiler McCarthy. 388 00:27:12,447 --> 00:27:17,885 He can't see us in here 'cause we've had special glass fitted. Reflective, one way. 389 00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:21,276 So we're perfectly... 390 00:27:21,447 --> 00:27:23,836 ..inconspicuous here. 391 00:27:24,007 --> 00:27:28,398 There's the demon barber (!) Lenny the Cut. 392 00:27:28,567 --> 00:27:30,762 He can't see us. 393 00:27:30,967 --> 00:27:33,162 He can't. 394 00:27:33,327 --> 00:27:35,716 Oh, dirty...! 395 00:27:36,847 --> 00:27:39,236 But you can't see in. 396 00:27:42,047 --> 00:27:44,845 You couldn't see in, could you? 397 00:27:45,007 --> 00:27:49,717 (TV) And it's a crying shame that due to David Seaman's mysterious injury 398 00:27:49,887 --> 00:27:52,276 he couldn't be here today. 399 00:27:52,447 --> 00:27:55,041 With him, things would be very different. 400 00:27:55,207 --> 00:27:59,997 The final whistle has gone. England are out of the World Cup. 401 00:28:01,447 --> 00:28:04,041 ♪ Ready or not, here I come 402 00:28:04,207 --> 00:28:06,767 ♪ I'm gonna get you 403 00:28:08,047 --> 00:28:11,039 ♪ Ready or not, here I come 404 00:28:11,207 --> 00:28:13,801 ♪ I'm gonna get you 405 00:28:15,047 --> 00:28:18,244 ♪ Ready or not, here I come 406 00:28:18,407 --> 00:28:22,400 ♪ I'm gonna get you, get you, get you 407 00:28:26,047 --> 00:28:28,436 ♪ I'm gonna get you 408 00:28:28,607 --> 00:28:30,996 ♪ Get you! ♪ 409 00:28:32,167 --> 00:28:34,158 (BLEEP) 410 00:28:34,367 --> 00:28:38,565 - What happened? - I don't know! I'm (BLEEP) bleeding! 411 00:28:38,727 --> 00:28:40,718 Sarge! 412 00:28:40,887 --> 00:28:45,881 Some (BLEEP) put pins in the soap! Get me some bandages, Bones! 413 00:28:46,047 --> 00:28:51,167 - Just go and get the sarge! I'm bleeding! - Sarge! 414 00:28:51,327 --> 00:28:53,318 (BLEEP) 415 00:28:53,368 --> 00:28:57,918 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0